A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.
A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale.
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
Humanity is moving into cities, but the Earth isn't getting any bigger.
This one time three men, a French guy, an Italian guy and a Mexican where on a budget airline flight. So budget in fact that the plane doesn't land at their destination, they must jump.
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."
Almost everyone knows who the Winnie the Pooh is. But not everyone appreciates that this delightful bear is so much more than one of our children’s favorite characters. In fact, many adults could learn a lot from his simple, innocent wisdom.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer.
If I got locked away And we lost it all today Tell me honestly would you still love me the same? If I showed you my flaws If I couldn't be strong Tell me honestly would you still love me the same?