When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate. ~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy
‘I'm not a crazy old geezer who talks to his dog,' Mike Howard, a 70-year-old retiree, said about managing the campaign for his 10-year-old dog Dylan. Howard wants to expose the catfights plaguing politics in Irving, Texas.
A drunk Manchester United fan calls 999 "demanding" to speak to Sir Alex Ferguson after the club's defeat.
Ancestor worship (more accurately, ancestor reverence) is based on the beliefs that the dead have a continued existence, and may possess the ability to influence the fortune of the living. Ancestor veneration is one of the most unifying aspects of Vietnamese culture, as practically all Vietnamese, regardless of religious affiliation have an ancestor altar in their home or business, a nice custom of Vietnamese people. In every household, the ancestor altar is installed in the most solemn location.
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started.....
Juggling work and family would be a breeze because your children would adore you; even your teen-agers would want to sit in your lap.
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist.
"The doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. " - Steve Martin
Dear Mr Kringle, Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus or whichever name you like to use,