Elevator Etiquette
1) no farting!
2) no cell phones
3) no making out
4) no annoying loud conversations across the car to your fellow traveller, that no one else cares about
5) no bad breath! (hold your breath, breath away from my face, or chew gum - please!)
6) no riding elevators if you have to go to the 1st-3rd floor of a 6 story building.
7) no carrying large bags on your back! there is more room if you put it down by our legs.
8) no bad manners: Don't push, say excuse me, how about a "thank you" if you ask someone to press a floor for you?
9) no jumping or talking about the elevator getting stuck - or that story about the cables snapping, k? thanks.